You Did it To Yourself

Nowadays relationships don't last because people are in a new relationship every 3 months and they're telling each other they love each other so quickly. You cannot possibly be over Jimmy or Alice who you've dated for 2 months, and then love Joey or Ashley who you started dating a month after breaking up with Jimmy or Alice. That shows a various of things: A. You never really loved them. B. You don't know what love is, Stupid. C. You're a hopeless romantic. D. You just like saying you have a significant other, which is dumb as well.

And what makes things so much worse is that whenever one is engaged in these monthly relationships, they swear UP and DOWN they're getting married. -_____- Ring. Ring. Hello? Yes... Umm... How do you figure? NEXT! I don't understand this theory at all. You are basically setting yourself... Or selves up for over dramatic heartbreak which is no one's fault but your own. During the first one of two months of dating someone you should still be on the "Like" aka getting to know each other. Not be in love. What is in the water you're drinking? Ultimately when your "Heart is breaking" (which its not), it's actually you losing your mind... Because you're retarded.